“This book will destroy you.” is like the highest praise you can give to a book.
- priest: you may now kiss the -
- me: *bursts into chapel*
- priest: what the -
- me: there's a charmander in here
- priest: *takes phone out of robes* holy shit
why did molly weasley have kids named bill, charlie, percy, fred, george and ronald and then call her last one ginevra
They’re all derivatives of the Knights of the round table. Ginevra comes from Guinevere.
Their dad is Arthur too so
*bangs head against tabletop for not ever realizing this*
Reasons why I should not be an English Major, here they all are.
I don’t remember a knight named Bill tho.
Maybe William? Bill is a nickname for William so maybe that’s it idk tho don’t trust me on this one
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
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