you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

Looking for more relatable posts?

OITNB posts here


Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing


once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”


This is my favorite picture of Drake.