theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
generalelectric:

Smash it, crush it, blast it: GE puts its advanced materials through strenuous tests to ensure they can withstand the most extreme conditions. Find out how everyday materials hold up to the same rigorous tests on our new #SpringBreakIt Tumblr. And let us know which tests you’d like to see more of!
ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

looking for love in all the wrong places 

unfortunatesalmon:

sheetmetalsheep:

"No."

"I’m going on an adventure!""No you aren’t, come eat your fruit.""mOOOMMMM"

psihi:

grow your hair
let your skin breathe
touch plants
read poetry

Never give up on a dream because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway. TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)
There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)
Most things about me are hard to explain, I guess, like how I’m mostly delusional and live in a half-imaginary world but am also a realist to the core. I’m just a bunch of contradictions most of the time and I don’t like it, but I also do. Marianna Paige (via fabulousbitch69)

gnarly:

its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time